#this is zukki coded

[navajja]

HeYYY i haven't forgotten about this! @izzac thanks you for asking for my fave atla moment and for a pic with most of the gaang ♥️🌻🌻🌻

[azulasnailtech]

zukki

[cultleaderzukki]

I did it Zukki, I cracked the code! After consulting with the world’s top linguists and cartographers (don’t ask); I finally figured out what ‘xxxxxxx’ stands for. It’s none other than “yeeeeet”. It makes so much sense now. I mean, I know I would delete your entire tumblr if I caught you using that tag uncensored. I’m sorry for spilling the beans; but I hope you’re proud of me! 😌

[tampon-on-the-sidewalk]

Kaden Finally Watches the Beyooooonds MVs:

Okay y’all I’ll put this under a cut bc there’s a lot to take in but this is your boy’s first time actually sitting down and watching an MV since... Honestly, I think Furari Ginza(and before that the last MV I actually paid attention to was Shuukatsu Sensation). I almost entirely gave up on H!P after going to Japan and seeing both Meimi and Zukki’s graduation concerts live minus a few songs catching my interest here and there(and then I forced myself to get back into Momusu when I saw them in New York last year) but I’ve heard so much good about Beyooooond’s debut, not to mention the fact that they even surpassed Momusu with their best first week sales, that I had to watch.

1.Megane Otoko no Ko- ~Okay the talking bit in the beginning was adorable, the rakugo reference and then the girls holding up little manga frames around them like that was super cute. ALSO I swear I know the artist behind the mock manga cover they showed in the beginning

~And then the music hits and BAM we're back into mid 2000s style songs. Gave me a Berryz vibe right from the get go. This is super cute and catchy and I need a dance shot of this XD

~the fuckin rave scene in the bus XD

~the RAP

~This is.. So nostalgic and yet refreshing like I'm definitely intrigued. Let's see how the other two songs match up!

2.Nippon no DNA ~Already I'm loving these outfits

~Another song that immediately slaps you in the face with coolness

~You definitely get more of a feel for everyone's voices in this, more solos and much more power

~This is SUCH A BOP The chorus makes me wanna dance

~"Why do you bow when you're on the phone" ffff

~These music videos are the most fun I've had watching since Country Girls like there's just an exuberance of joy coming from them

~YEEEE ROCK THAT KEYTAR

~I need a colour coded version of this bc there are certain voices that really stand out but I literally have no clue who anyone is

3. Go Waist ~I actually really love that all of these open with a mini story scene like I don't think they've(Hello!Project I mean) done this in a long while

~THIS IS SO FUN It's very reminiscent of another song in melody and I can't place it, I dunno if it's a classical song I'm thinking of(probably) but I know it's not another H!P song I'm thinking of. Honestly it reminds me of a Eurodance song (OKAY YEAH It reminded me of Speed Over Beethoven so both were right XD)

~This is the Rap Group definitely

4. Kaden's final thoughts: ~Nippon no DNA is definitely my favourite of the three, and probably the only one I'd put on my iPod if I still had one, and maybe Megane Otoko no Ko(can anyone who bought the single tell me if the speaking part is part of the legit audio or does it go straight to the music?)

~Go Waist isn't really a casual listening song, I think

~The MVs are well thought out, fun and energetic. Definitely the best MVs I've seen in a long while and Megane Otoko no Ko is my favourite MV since Boogie Woogie LOVE

~All-in-all, this group is definitely a force to be reckoned with and I can’t wait to see what else is in store with them.